One Does Not Simply 'Walk' Unisex Pullover Hoodie

My Fitbit exploded three days ago. Do you know how far the walk is? And there are no sidewalks.

Everyone quotes the meme, but nobody respects the cardio it takes to march across a volcanic wasteland carrying heavy equipment. This is for the hikers, the walkers, and the minions with sore feet.

• Activity: High Performance.

• Quote: Legendary.

• Terrain: All-terrain ready.