My Boss is Toxic (Literally)

We all have that one boss who watches your every move and screams when you take a 5-minute break. Mine just happens to be a disembodied eye made of fire.

I designed this shirt for anyone trapped in a 9-to-5 dungeon. Wear this to your next performance review to assert dominance.

• Fit: Relaxed (plenty of room to swing a scimitar).

• Material: 100% Cotton (Softer than a Dwarf's beard).

• Durability: Can withstand light skirmishes and aggressive laundry cycles."